Join the desk
SITCHY is a satirical research desk. The waitlist exists so there is a way to tell you when the token deploys, and so the duty analyst can tell members apart from strangers for rate-limiting purposes. That is the entire mechanism.
Join the desk
You get an analyst number. It is the real one — a sequence in a database, so SITCHY-00042 means you were genuinely that far down the list.
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1 analyst on the desk. That is a count of rows in a table, not a marketing number.
What joining gets you: an analyst number, a higher message limit with the duty analyst, and an email when the token deploys. What it does not get you: tokens, allocation, an airdrop, whitelist priority, or any financial benefit of any kind. There is no such thing here and there never will be. Anyone who tells you otherwise is not us.
We store your email address, or your X user ID and handle if you sign in that way. Nothing else. No X access tokens are kept, because nothing on this site posts on your behalf.
Why there is no airdrop
Because paying people to pretend to care is what you do when the thing itself isn’t interesting. Every project that has ever bribed a waitlist did it for the same reason, and you can tell which ones they were.
We are not going to buy your attention. Either the desk is funny and the arithmetic is right, or it isn’t, and no amount of allocation would fix that.
What we would rather you did
Run the simulator against a position you actually hold and see the number. Read the blog. Argue with the duty analyst, who will not agree with you.
Then use your situational awareness and decide for yourself. That is the entire ask, and it is the only one we are going to make.
The account
Joining this list conveys no token, allocation, airdrop, or financial benefit of any kind. Nothing here is financial advice and no page predicts a price. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any real person or fund. Use your situational awareness.